Swordfighting, with no erotic tension whatsoever.
Just in time for this evening’s opening ceremonies: Olympic Nuzzling
*gets off the floor*
It could be the Not-Modern Pentathlon. That way he could still do some fencing too. (WEARING THE MASK. IT ALL MUST BE DONE WHILST WEARING THE MASK). Fencing, Nuzzling, Mirror Smashing, Hair Dishevelling, and…erm…I am not sure. Either Intense Watching, or Being Gay For Himself. Either is good.
I vote for being gay for himself!